theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.
RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home